The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I had to cum in my sink.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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