you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
