STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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