You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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