I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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