That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
