You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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