Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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