I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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