Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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