I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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