I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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