I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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