I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
