Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I came so hard my ears popped.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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