My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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