she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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