You really coming over, don't trick.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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