so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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