brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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