I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
