His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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