The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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