Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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