well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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