Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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