I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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