someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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