I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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