Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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