I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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