At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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