It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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