So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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