Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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