And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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