i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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