So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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