It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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