Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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