THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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