just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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