Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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