That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
this boner is exhausting
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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