why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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