I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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