These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
