This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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