It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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