Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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